Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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