I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
a search helicopter?!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Alive.
So much puke
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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