all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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