I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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