There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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