OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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