u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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