Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
