life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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