Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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