After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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