he shaved USA in his pubs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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