No awkward lesbian experiences without me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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