I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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