Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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