Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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