you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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