You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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