Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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