I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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