I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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