Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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