Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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