who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
