i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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