I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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