I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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