Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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