Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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