they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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