I love black thongs
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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