i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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