He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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