Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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