nut hugger
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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