what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just google imaged poop.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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