I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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