I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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