oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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