You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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