I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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