Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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