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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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