He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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