He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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