your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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