Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i've created a new STD.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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