she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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