: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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