is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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