so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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