I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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